Ohhh I Think I Am In Love!!!

 Turning Point USA has a new babe! I mean, a new man. LOL! And he is handsome as allgetout!!!!! GOD I hope he's not gay! I wonder if Sydney Sweeney is available? She should get together with this guy and have children with him! The man's name is Will Witt. And he looks like a young Bill Bixby, who I had a major kiddie crush on when I was a teenager! I almost hate to admit this, but Will Witt is even better-looking than Charlie Kirk!!! Not that I don't like Charlie Kirk, he was a great guy! I will forever admire him for what he did. It's just that Will Witt is a damn good-looking dude!! I can't think of anyone today that has even a fraction of his allurement. Most men today are gay. I'm not saying that's a bad thing. But it narrows the ball park way down for available women.

FTR, I'm not talking about me. I stopped playing the courtship and mating game LONG ago! And sadly, most women today want to be lesbians. But I for one would like to see more straight couples having kids and raising them up to be good, solid citizens that can help rebuild this country. But I imagine this Will Witt guy, if he's not gay or already married, would make some nice, young woman quite a catch! If he is already married, I would LOVE to see the woman he's with. I bet she's 2 degrees above Melania Trump! And at least 100 degrees better than Big Mike Obama! Shoot! Even I'm better looking than Obama! And I don't think I'm beautiful at all. Gotta be honest there! LOL! But whatthehey! You could say I wear ugly like a boss! I've made it part of my personality. Kinda like that John Belucci guy did.

Anyways, here's some pics I found of Will Witt...

I once had a middle school science teacher that looked like that! I had a kiddie crush on him too! His name was Mr. Pennington. I named one of my Metazoic critters after him as well (Arbrariel penningtoni or #13 here). I haven't seen him though since my 2nd year in middle school. I think he moved! Of all the teachers in that school that I wished would move away, it had to be him. I missed him a lot after that. That's why I named one of my critters after him. All my middle school days, there were a few teachers that I did not even remotely like, and I always wished they would leave, or pass on. I know that's an awful thing to say, but it was true. All of them were in Mr. Purvis's little clique. And Mr. Purvis was someone I did not like at all!

I was never one of those kinds of kids who just hated the teachers or any staff. But Mr. Purvis took things way too far! And his followers were no better.

Well, I know I could never have this guy, I wouldn't want him anyways. As good looking as he is, he's too young for me! He's only 30. It's just good to see there are still some good-looking dudes out there. But I feel like an absolute perv thinking that way about this guy. Even if he is 30 years old. I still feel like a perv. But no matter the age, I'm still a straight woman, and I know what a good-looking guy is supposed to look like. Will Witt bears a kind of handsome that comes along only once in a lifetime! He should be voted as the sexiest man of 2026. But I doubt he will. There is one thing that would prevent that from happening; he's a conservative. And if some publication like Rolling Stone were to say he's the most handsome man of the year, a whole hoard of psycho leftist simps would boycott Rolling Stone because they didn't pick a leftist to win.

Well, I've seen leftist men. Many of them don't look like men at all, even though they may be trying to...

None of those leftist men even come close to the charm Will Witt has! The only one who ever came even remotely close was Justin Trudeau. I admit it when I first saw him, I thought he was kinda cute. And he's closer to my age. But what he did to Canada was preposterous! I used to like to visit Canada. My ma and I did that a couple times back in the early 2000s (before 9/11). But I wouldn't set foot in Canada now if someone offered me $1M. It's become a communist country.